Skipper Dickie's Screech-in

Hogan's Heroes and the eventual election

Cod are not green but this one is. The 2025 Canada Games marketing piles cliche on top of pathetic cliche, just like John Hogan’s premiership.

Dried out cod carcass in one hand, a Starbucks in the other, and his Adidas firmly lodged across the windpipe of reality, Skipper Dickie’s lil buddy John Hogan told Canadian premiers and their Prime Minister tha…