Show Andy how much you love him
Yes folks, it really is just about his ego.
Donald Trump is giving himself a military parade but here in the former People’s Democratic Republic of Dannystan, the folks behind the celbritocracy that is our Premier want you to do something much more personal.
The Liberal Party wants you to send a note to Andrew Furey and tell him what you think about him.
Party faithful got an email this week that reads:
As we approach the 2025 Liberal Party of Newfoundland and Labrador Leadership Convention happening from May 2-3, 2025, we are reaching out as we need your help!
Liberals across our province continue to express their well wishes and gratitude for our dear friend and outgoing Premier, Dr. Andrew Furey. To show him some appreciation and to make these messages more visible to the Premier, we ask that you print the template attached, write your thank you message to Premier Furey in a dark marker, and then send along a photo of you holding up your message.
You can email your picture back to us at info@nlliberals.ca
We extend our sincere thanks to you all - the people of Newfoundland and Labrador - who believed in Premier Furey from the start, and have made his, and our party’s vision for our province a reality.
Musta been an oversight they never sent this to everyone in Newfoundland and Labrador and his millions of admirers around the world, especially all the people he’s met just these past few weeks on his globe-hopping journey.
So here’s an idea.
You can download the template image - the the link in the caption to the picture below - add your own words for Our Dear Premier and send it to him.
He’ll be delighted, just absolutely gobsmacked to hear how you honestly feel about all the sacrifices he’s made for you over the past four years. There might even be room on his I love Me! walls in his house for the best ones.
Or you can just copy this picture, print it off, and fill in your own message.
Then send it to Andrew Furey directly via his social media (so the rest of us can see it) or his official email address: andrewfurey@gov.nl.ca or Premier@gov.nl.ca.
I’m sure he’d be thrilled.
Just tickled pink.
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